Thu 30 June 11
NOTE: This is not the list of names that has made it through, just a selection of some that made us laugh, were clever, meaningful...or made us wonder how much beer you were drinking as you thought them up!
KISS: Keep It Simple Stupid
Simple is good. We like simple. But Bob? Rufus? I dunno, they just don’t have that ring to them…!
Wildly Inappropriate and/or Funny as Fuck!
Here are some that made us laugh out loud. And some that use the word fuck – coz that’s just plain awesome. Fuck Yeah!
Bamf (Bad Ass Mother F*cker)
Clitoris (because every cu^t will have one)
FMF (Fast mother fucker)
GFYS (Go F&*k Yourself)
Icarus Pussy Wagon (because girls love fast canopies!)
JFA (Just Fucking Awesome)
Just Xxxing Swoop
JXS – Size does matter
JYR8 (with 8 on side like infinity)
Pussy (always lands on its feet)
S3X (longer and stronger than the rest and you wont be able to wait before getting it up again)
TFX (Totally Fucking Extreme)
Why the Fuck Not?
What a Coinkidink
Well it is kind of funny that you mention these…considering Attila Csizmadia and Richie Munro are the managers here at NZ Aerosports…oh the coincidence!
A selection of some good ole Kiwi themed names….
HCX (Hobsons Choice Extreme)
Jake the Muss
MANA (Maori for authority and power)
NZX – NZ Extreme
The Rudd (For Ted)
What were you smoking!? Seriously!
Would you really fly a canopy called the Bacon? Or perhaps you’d like to buy a Ding Dong from us? Like to demo a Muddbutt sometime? Or fly the Vomit Comet? (Personally I would love to have a Petra Pan, but that’s just me!). Checkout these outrageous entries! We love it!
Double Down (I don’t want bread in my canopy)
Meister (Swoopmeister Mc Badass)
My Girl Icarus
Swoop n Poop
WWAR (Waaaahooooo What A Rush)
Which ones do you think are funny or ridiculous?
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