Canopy Naming Contest: Lets call it ‘Bob’

Thu 30 June 11

NOTE: This is not the list of names that has made it through, just a selection of some that made us laugh, were clever, meaningful...or made us wonder how much beer you were drinking as you thought them up!

KISS: Keep It Simple Stupid

Simple is good. We like simple. But Bob? Rufus? I dunno, they just don’t have that ring to them…!

Bob

Adam

Chuck Norris

Eddy

Eleanor

Eve          

Marco Polo

Margaret

Pastrana

Rick James

Rufus

 

Wildly Inappropriate and/or Funny as Fuck!

Here are some that made us laugh out loud. And some that use the word fuck – coz that’s just plain awesome. Fuck Yeah!

Bamf (Bad Ass Mother F*cker)

Clitoris (because every cu^t will have one)

Dominatrix

FMF (Fast mother fucker)

Fuckit

G-spot

GFYS (Go F&*k Yourself)

Icarus Pussy Wagon (because girls love fast canopies!)

iSwoop

JFA (Just Fucking Awesome)

Just Xxxing Swoop

JXS – Size does matter

JYR8 (with 8 on side like infinity)

Legspread

Pussy (always lands on its feet)

Ranga Banga

S3X (longer and stronger than the rest and you wont be able to wait before getting it up again)

Skygasm           

TFX (Totally Fucking Extreme)

Why the Fuck Not?

Your Mum

 

What a Coinkidink

Well it is kind of funny that you mention these…considering Attila Csizmadia and Richie Munro are the managers here at NZ Aerosports…oh the coincidence!

Munro Special

Attila

 

EnZed Flavours

A selection of some good ole Kiwi themed names….

All Black

Aotearoa

Bro

Chur

Chur Bro

HCX (Hobsons Choice Extreme)                                                         

Jake the Muss

MANA (Maori for authority and power)

NZX – NZ Extreme

Tasman          

The Rudd (For Ted)

 

What were you smoking!? Seriously!

Would you really fly a canopy called the Bacon? Or perhaps you’d like to buy a Ding Dong from us? Like to demo a Muddbutt sometime? Or fly the Vomit Comet? (Personally I would love to have a Petra Pan, but that’s just me!). Checkout these outrageous entries! We love it!

Bacon

Borat

Chickenwings

Daddy

Ding Dong

Double Down (I don’t want bread in my canopy)

Ginger Ninja

Golden Skunk

Icarus Canihaveafreecanoplease?

Ludacriz

Lawnmower

Meister (Swoopmeister Mc Badass)

Muddbutt

My Girl Icarus

Ouch

Pimpdaddy

Plumbum

Slutwhore

Smoked banana

Smoothboy             

Swoop n Poop

The Thumb

Vomit Comet

Wacker

WWAR (Waaaahooooo What A Rush)

Petra Pan

 

Which ones do you think are funny or ridiculous?

Let us know on the facebook post about this article!

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